Your name is MANNAX SPORKI. You are a pretty young troll who is obsessed with food, preparation, and CUTLERY. You have a fair amount of HOBBIES (doodling, being REALLY NAIVE, COOKING) and you absolutely adore the ABSTRACT. You have a fair amount of SOCIAL IMPRESSION as well- it wouldn't be you if you did not have even this basic quality in this harsh world. But, due to the natural aggressive behavior of the others and your tending to stay at home other than adventurous EXTREME ROLEPLAYING, it is not quite as harsh. In fact, the only INJURIES you sustain are very MINOR!
You, additionally, love COLLECTING the pointless, even buckets (!) which you use in putting food and stuff in; kinda gross but hey, you're pretty WEIRD already. You don't think there would be anyone else that uses buckets as if it was some container and not some genetic-material filled curse.
Your trolltag is calignousGourmet and you speak in a TABLEMANNER that someTHYMEs CORNfuses the other being CORNsideraBRIE.